Take a few minutes out and laugh

A couple watching a Premier League match.

After 5 minutes:


Wife: Is that Saint Obi ?
Husband: No, he is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.

Wife: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in a Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.

Wife: See another goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No!!  it is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband:  It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs.Chelsea.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a firing squad?
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing squad. It is a free kick.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets ? why is it a free kick ?
Husband: Mute , not uttering a word.

Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone ?
Husband : he is communicating with his linesman.

Wife: Why is he showing only red  and yellow cards . Is there no Blue card or something?

Frustrated Husband turns off the T.V

Wife turns it on and watches “African Magic”

Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and don’t disturb me.=))

Woman Sha!