Saturday, 11 January 2014
Take a few minutes out and laugh
A couple watching a Premier League match.
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi ?
Husband: No, he is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in a Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
Wife: See another goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No!! it is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs.Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a firing squad?
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing squad. It is a free kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets ? why is it a free kick ?
Husband: Mute , not uttering a word.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone ?
Husband : he is communicating with his linesman.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards . Is there no Blue card or something?
Frustrated Husband turns off the T.V
Wife turns it on and watches “African Magic”
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and don’t disturb me.=))
Woman Sha!
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